My top ten chuckles in the list:
- Nothing sucks more than at that moment during an argument when you realise you are wrong.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!
- I wish Google Maps had an 'avoid ghetto' routing option.
- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and realise I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
- Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding a cell phone and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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